Watch and Weep, Twee White Kids of the World

Some day, I'm going to be able to play just like Larry. And I'll go out and get a white bass with a custom white neck, gold strings and all-gold hardware, start wearing nothing but white pressed shirts, white slacks and shitloads of gold jewelry. Then I'll get two custom speaker stacks and a dwarf drummer with a comically gigantic kit and we'll go set up outside one of those hipster "dudes in girl pants" indie rock shows somewhere. And when I launch into "Dance to the Music" (6:32 in the video above), all their heads will explode and brains will spray everywhere. But I won't get no blood on me, no sir. BECAUSE THAT'S SIMPLY HOW BAD-ASS I AM.